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Here are 25 things that you shouldn´t say when you´re having sex:
- But everyone looks funny naked.
- Is that a real monkey?
- Hi mom.
- Did I mention that we´re going live on channel 6?
- Did you wake me up because of THAT?
- Is it just me, or does it smell like something is burning.
- Just try to breathe trough your nose.
- A little sore has not killed anybody sofar.
- Sweethart, did you close the back door.
- Man: "Is this your first time?" Woman: "Yes... today!"
- Can you give me the remote?
- Will you take a creditcard?
- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
- Please, can´t we switch the light of?
- Do you have "Cartoon network" on your TV?
- Don´t try to smear my make-up.
- But I have just brushed my teeth.
- Smile you´re on "Hidden camera".
- I thought you had the keys to the handcloves.
- I wanna have a baby!
- Why do i have to do all the work?
- I think we should call Cindy...
- PUT THAT BLENDER BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
- This would be more fun if we were a couple of more people.
- You will still vote for me right?
Here are some funny pics:
